Dear Roommate Who Is A Chick,

Please stop peeing on the seat. How are you missing? Its a large gaping hole. Are you secretly a dude? Seriously though, the Clorox wipes are getting expensive to use each time i have to clean up after you, and not to mention the huge inconvenience you are causing me.

Love Your Chick Roommate Who Has Never Peed On The Seat In Her Own House,
-C