Dear Yahoo Instant Messenger,

Thank you for enabling totally inappropriate office flirtations with my very-engaged coworker. I may be a huge hypocrite now, but it gets me through the work-day. There's nothing quite like double entendres about "rides" to let me ignore the fact that my life is as bleak and gray as my cubicle walls.

These goosebumps have nothing to do with the A/C,
R