Dear celebs,

I feel so bad for you. Your life must be really hard. It's only natural that you turn to drugs to make you feel better. Constant money, attention, fame, and "work" must all get to you. So sad. I on the other had have the perfect life- not much money, not as skinny/attractive as you, people generally don't care about me... so I don't do drugs. How does this make sense exactly? Also- if I do drugs/go to rehab will I be as cool as you?

PS- Yes I'm talking to you Eva Mendes

1 comment:

gg said...

Ladiva, I'm thinking the rehab you or I could afford would not make us that cool...the Cirque Lodge it would be not.