Dear guys who feel the need to make the engines of their fake sports cars really loud and then gun them in the parking lot of my complex,

Wow. You are, like, so cool.

Swoon,
gg

P.S. If you put a spoiler on an Accord, it doesn't make it go faster. (Does it?)

2 comments:

ML said...

LOL. spoilers are strictly for show ... for hicks.

cj said...

actually, spoilers do serve a purpose. they make the car more areodynamic. but, only on small cars that go fast. it helps keep the car on the ground in case you go too fast. however, the giant, two-foot high spoiler (i'm assuming the size) on the back of the tan, incredibly heavy Accord is useless.

-cj

ps, does he hang out in parking lots with drivers of similar cars?