dear *new* boy,
come the fuck on. where are you? i'm so sick of "missing" exes who i know aren't worth my time. sooooo, whenever you're ready to show yourself i'm down.
by the way, if you're over 6' with some blue eyes and dark hair, you get extra points. but i'm not specific. just be cool as fuck with a "holy shit, i'm gonna piss myself you're so funny" sense of humor. thanks.