Dear One of My Best Guy Friends,

I love you! But two things 1) Don't you ever get naked in front of me again and make a move, I don't care how drunk you are. That's unacceptable, especially since you have but your dong in a friend of mine. 2) Yes I hate the word moist. Dont say it. And No I am not Amish.

Would that make it Three?

Tink