Dear anal coworker-

It is not my fault that you are a 45 year old virgin with nothing better to do than to bug the shit out of me. However I don't think the clients mind if there is a newspaper on my desk... why would they? So you don't have to move it and say something to me like I should be ashamed of having a newspaper. You need to get laid almost as much as I need to get a new job.

Hate,
~LaDiva~