dear whoever now has my camera,
hi. so... i can explain. if you decided to review the pictures of my lost camera then you may see pictures of my friend peeing in a urinal. or of me dancing with some 40 year old sketchy man. and i think my incriminating halloween pictures are still on that memory card too. i'd appreciate it if you used your discretion in sharing these photos. thanks!
guess i'll never run for public office,