Dear bf,

Although we have been fighting twice a week for the past 3 weeks, I still can't help but to spoil the shit out of you for your bday.

Here's what I have planned:

Friday Night - Group Dinner with Family and Friends at some mid-priced restaurant (I am sure some sort of drunken video gamer talk will ensue if all goes well. woo. hoo. lol)
Saturday - Group camping trip by the beach (trees. tequila. t-bone steaks. titties...oops, i meant, smores. lol)
Sunday - pack up from camping, drive home
Sunday Night - Michael Jackson Club Party, hopefully sponsored by your job. Sheesh, i'm so crafty...(MJ impersonators, MJ art, MJ music, and "Moonwalker" on repeat. What could be better?)

After all this, I'd better get laid everyday for like a month.

I'm just sayin...
TR