Dear Stupid Girls my Aussie Roommates Were Trying to Bone,
Im not sure what kind of geography they teach you in Montana, but South America is not a country.
Also, thanks for the most entertaining King's game ever.
Also, my roommate says it's not nice to stick your hand down a guys pants in a club then tell him you won't bone him because you're a born again virgin.
He's crying, but I'm laughing,