Dear Stupid Girls my Aussie Roommates Were Trying to Bone,

Im not sure what kind of geography they teach you in Montana, but South America is not a country.

Also, thanks for the most entertaining King's game ever.

Also, my roommate says it's not nice to stick your hand down a guys pants in a club then tell him you won't bone him because you're a born again virgin.

He's crying, but I'm laughing,

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