Dear Nerdy Girl Who Lives Above Me,
If you would kindly stop playing:
a.) classical music every Saturday morning.
b.) your GODDAMN VIOLA AT 2 a.m.
c.) "More Than This" by Roxy Music (circa 1982) on FUCKING REPEAT... do you KNOW any other songs in English?!?! Jesus Christ.
That would be awesome.
Listening to your instrumental selection as I type this...at 11:59 p.m.,
you whore...you just restarted the last song you've been listening to for the fourth time. i want to punch you in the tit.