Dear sex,

You are great!! Way better than I even remembered. Here is to boning older men who ACTUALLY know what they are doing.

Cuming just thinking about it,
Massie

Dear DC tourists who hid their children when they saw me conducting my walk of shame in knee high boots, booty dress and unkempt hair,

Give it a few years and your daughter will be doing the same.

step off.
Massie