Dear California Recorder's office,
WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCHES?!!!
It's been nearly two months since I performed my duty as a citizen, and y'all mofos ain't gave up the goods YET! My parents and everyone else in the world has gotten paid, BUT ME. Don't test me. I have a keen skill of pestering the sh*t out of everyone in that office until that damn check is hand-delivered to my door.
If i see you on the streets, it's CURTAINS!
i'll be waiting by my mailbox, bitches...