Dear Ex-boyfriend's picture that came up on my facebook minifeed,

Eyeliner?? Really?? BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Glad to know I dated you pre-drag phase.

Umm and I look way better in eyeliner than you,
Massie

PS - get a haircut cause I know you do not shower on a regular basis so I can only imagine how greasy that head is...eww.