Dear Paula Deen-
Love your show. You're funny and very Southern. I don't even mind that you somehow manage to put butter and/or mayonaise into every single one of your receipes. But showing up to the charity event I planned last night wearing that HUGE CHINCHILLA FUR was unacceptable. Alamo and Waldo (my 2 pet chinchillas) would be horrified. Why do you even need that shit? You're from Georgia. I'm almost as ashamed of you as I was of myself after I ate way too much of your banana pudding. Go back South and leave the small soft furry animals alone please!!
PS- RIP Hubert (my old chinchilla who would take up approximately 1/800th of the chinchillas used to make that enormous coat to fit over your huge ass)