Dear new VP candidate,

I know you're "important" but back the fuck out of my personal bubble. Is it really necessary to stand about 3 inches from my face when thanking me for directions? Did you not get the hint when I kept subtly backing up only to have you continue to cram your face into mine? And aren't you supossed to wait at least until AFTER you're hired to try and bang the corporate admin?!

You're way too old for me, creep.
st

p.s. you're in biz dev, ever heard of a breath mint? sick. me. out.