Dear boy who made me upset enough to listen to Fiona and Alanis for three weeks straight,

On the bright side, your nationality perfectly lends itself to a fun list of nicknames my friends and my mom have devised for you.

Deutsche bag.
-Eloise

1 comment:

cj said...

HAHAHA.

That's me laughing about the nickname(s), not your pain. Round up some friends, hot yourself up, get trashed and you'll feel quasi-better for a little. I hope it works out.

-cj