Dear Straight Guys,

I guess I am just over gay men seeing as how I racked up three new formerly straight men this weekend/St. Patty's Day. I know I am a hot, slutty mess when I am drunk, but I am only human... and totally gay. So when you freak out because we're making out in public (that YOU started, btw) it is NOT my fault. Straight guys... can't live with em, can't live without em.


Always,
Kevie