* I've added urban dictionary links in anticipation that people will not know the definitions of these slang terms. Apparently I'm old because I didn't either. -A

dear boy,

i'm sorry i gave such awful dome last night. i mean, i didn't think i was that wasted. for real. that was just unnecessary. i can totally redeem myself, though. don't even front, dude. I've got derbin' down to a T, so i'm not really sure how i could fuck that up. damn tequila shots.

redemption head?,
-j

ps. you're kinda cute, by the way. i can redeem myself multipleee times if necessary. ;)