Dear Large Banana Milkshake,

Why did you feel it necessary to explode like a geyser onto my face in the parking lot of the eye doctor? There was no reason for that. I was just trying to put you down on the ground for a second, and instead, you fell, and decided you were Old Faithful. That isn't very faithful, though, Milkshake. It was just plain mean. Not to mention the fact, and I think you knew, that I had no napkins. I had to go into the doctor's office covered in milkshake.

My hair was sticky all day,
ML