Dear T9 Service On My Mobile Phone,

You're no fun. Here is why -You don't recognize the following words:

titties
twat
fuck
fucktard
fucklord
fucker
fuckface
motherfucker
douche
skank
bitch
cockmiser
cockwhore
whore
asshole

Get with the program. These are intergral words in my lexicon.

Love,
A

P.S. At least you have "snatch".