Dear New Crush (Part 3),

I can't believe you showed up to be where I was RIGHT when I had to leave. I was totally bummed that our contact was minimal.

Listen, lately I haven't been able to get over this hump with you....I don't understand your humor. Like, at all. I get that you are very intelligent, and I'm sure your jokes make sense to other people, but they don't translate in my world. It makes things way awkward. Anyway, what I'm suggesting is next time you see me, do me a fave, and don't open your mouth unless it's to put your tongue inside my mine. Thankssssss.

<3,
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