Dear Seth Rogan,

After watching the two masterpieces that are Knocked Up and SuperBad, I seem to have developed a bewildering crush on you. I don't know if it's the goofy facial hair, the jew-fro or the sweet but slightly awkward sense of humor, but I want your (slightly chubby) bod. And you wrote SuperBad yourself? In high school? Damn that's hot. Please stop being so amazingly funny, you are messing with my head.

I'm a sucker for smart guys,

Shameless