*MY FAVE OF THE DAY

Dear BF,

Seriously, I don't even know how you became my BF. You were just supposed to be the guy at work that I drunkenly made out with. But then you asked me to dinner??? Via a text message??? I like, laughed on the floor for hours with my roommates about that. And then I said yes, because free meal, right?

But somehow, free dinners turned into more and more time spent together, especially considering you sit like 15 feet from me in the office. And now I'm like, how do I get out of this? You are not attractive, you annoy the SHIT out of me, and your penis is like the smallest thing in the world. I'm like 50,000 ft out of your league. 2000 leagues out of your league.

Anyway, I don't see anyway out of this while we still work together.

Looking for a new job,
Neens