Dear Co-Worker,

Please stop muttering, "I can't take this" under your breath every five minutes. It's kinda disconcerting. We work RIGHT next to eachother and both know that we can hear everything going on in the other person's workspace. Although, it's pretty funny that you say "Bless you" through the wall when I sneeze, then think it's okay to belch with abandon whenever the crap you want, and mutter strange things to yourself. Also, I heard that gross comment you made about what you would do to the "Victoria's Secret model" from the meeting the other day. Ugh, just stop.

I Can't Take This,
CF