Dear Girl Sitting Across From Me in Bio Lab,

While I really respect the fact that you're attending lab even though you're obviously not feeling well, I do wish you'd taken the day off. Nothing personal, but you're sitting all of 2 feet away from me and it sounds like you may have TB. Please get yourself to a doctor pronto, and also stop coughing on me. I have 3 exams this week.

Get Well Soon,
S