Dear My Boss At The Theater-

Your usage of the word "crisis" really pisses me off. Please stop calling me at 8:00 in the morning and saying that we are in the midst of a "crisis". I'm sick of receiving the phone call and finding myself at the theater 20 minutes later, only to find that you are busy talking to someone else and not solving our "crisis".

The fact that you havent fully casted the show yet is an issue, not a crisis. A crisis is famine, disease or cat pee. Neither of which should be present in the theater.

Calm the fuck down,
-C.