Dear Gorilla Glue,

I submit that you be renamed Chuck Norris Glue. You are just that good. Any clear substance that can glue my fingers together with such speed deserved more than a generic hairy beast on the label. How bout a beast we all recognize. If Chuck were on the front of the tube, I would have known to be more vigilant about not making a mess.

Down to four digits,
J

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