Dear Friday,

We make a fab team. You are shit hot, and I'm in the best mood ever thanks to you. I just got paid (!!!) and didn't bounce ANY checks this week, I'm wearing a new pair of shoes that I bought 50% off, I got a bottle of bubbly in the fridge just begging for me to get home from work, and my outfit for tonight's party is BANGIN'. Nothing can stop us now! I can't wait to get home so I can slip off my new shoes, pop the champers and get ready to spend my entire paycheck on alcohol that will aid me in making questionable decisions in my slammin' too-short dress.

Time To Break Out The Bike Shorts,

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