Dear post-college life,

Things seem a bit different now. As an undergrad I went to bed around 10pm, got up early to study in the lib, never even considered drinking coffee for a pickmeup (a nice glass of OJ seemed to do the trick) and at parties I was the snob who wouldn't go near the keg but preferred top shelf liquor. But look at me now, when I am not injecting my arm with a caffeine-drip I can be found with beer bottle in hand or considering all post 11pm drinks as an adequate "nightcap." What does it mean when I seem to be going to bed kinda drunk on more days than sober? What's next, scotch and cocaine? (I kinda hope so).

Doing lines in between classes,
Massie