Dear Random Hiccup (singular) At Least Five Times A Day,

Do you always have to be so audible? Also, do you always have to happen during class? My friends keep asking me what your deal is. I don't know what to tell them. If you could not draw attention to me so much that would be cool because people saying "Bless you" is really getting old. It's a completely inappropriate response for a hiccup and it just makes me question their understanding of social etiquette.

Love,
A

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