Thanks for sending me Antonio the supersexy UPS delivery man (soon to be DC Police). Just when I was losing all faith in you, wallowing in self-pity and Excel spreadsheets, soul-shriveled from listening to muzak on hold at the Treasury Dept. all morning, Antonio walks in with his sexy half smile and ridiculously smooth chocolatey voice, not to deliver anything, but just to chat for 10 min about my weekend. Just thinking about this 6'4" black man's BBC put an enormous smile on my face that I can't seem to get rid of.
(Insert Obligatory Package In My Slot Joke Here),