Dear Exes/Boys That I've Been Involved With,
How did you fuck me up so badly? I mean jeez. I don't even know what to say. Every memory of you makes me want to bang my head against the wall in agony and shame. I just want to be normal again, damnit. Please stop invading my pre-falling asleep thoughts and get out of my head so I can go back to pretending that getting wasted and making questionable decisions every weekend is a reasonable and fulfilling way to journey through my twenties. Thanks.
Turning Off the Air Supply And Going to Bed,