To sleazy realtor in Summit County,

I know that when I was showing property you were shacking up with some random beezie, that is about 20 years younger than your wife (ie my age) someone else's home, no less. I know that you tried to play it off like she was just the house cleaner...I guess I forgot that all the Mexican people went on strike and all the cleaning help is preppy twentysomethings with no cleaning supplies. You make me sick, in that I'm afraid to head down the path of monogamy enough as it is.... but instead of taking the whole marriage thing like a champ, you've got to go fuck your wife and sons over. I'm not going to get you caught, but you certainly are.

you smile like a douchebag...go figure

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