Dear Girl who sat near me while I was eating lunch,

Wow, are you sure it's a good career move to be smoking a joint, on the roof of your office building during lunch? This is DC after all, not San Francisco. Sure, I was the only person up there, but the smell was pretty strong, and you never know who might wander by.

Then again, if my job were actually my career, I might have to get stoned at lunch too.

Not judging!
Shameless