Dear "Red" Ad Campaign, as in the One Where All the Celebs are in Gap Tees Reading (for instance) DESI(RED):

Uhhh...why do you have to make the items in question more expensive than the shirt next to it that reads, "Gap" or some other inane, paying-you-to-do-your-advertising-for-free shit?!?! Clearly, it's uber-altruistic to increase the price of an already OVERPRICED t-shirt in the name of giving in order to NOT affect your multi-gazillion dollar bottom line.

I'm so over over-consumerism/-capitalism,
b