Dear Satan:

How does one go about looking like Jessica Biel without exercise or dietary change? Would you please contact me and give me the 411 b/c I'm pretty sure I'm willing to look like that w/out any hard work on my part whatsoever.

K thanks bye,

PS LOVED you in The Southpark Movie.

PPS Don't even bother if any part of your answer/offer includes this:

PPPS Please also throw in info on how to make the word "this" be a hyperlink b/c it's so way better and what I just found on google explaining it was too confusing.

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