Dear Co-Workers,

I know that I am a very cute girl, but in fact I am 24 not 10. It is not necessary to call me "Kiddo", "Pumpkin", "Sweetheart" etc. I do understand that I the only female you work with but pet names are not need. You all are around my age I am in no way your 10 year old pry. Although you are great for getting me drunk after work please save the nicknames for such a time. I will gladly take being called "baby doll" while you are feeding my shots but when you are talking to me in the work place not cool.

Honey Buns lets go Drinking,
JES