Dear Hot Auditor,
You are smokin' and totally just made my Monday a little less hellish. Seriously, you are wayyyy too sexy to be wearing those glasses and walking around with a calculator. In my head I'm devising an elaborate plot for a porn involving a hot young secretary in trouble with the IRS and a handsome, ruthless and passionate auditor sent to straighten her out.
Wanna Bone In The Breakroom? (Actually?),