Dear Life,

I finally break up with the douchebag boyfriend whom I love anyway, and within the hour he has new pics on Facebook of his trip to Texas with the whore from June or May or whenever it was. Aaaand they are all pics where they look like a couple. Thanks for rubbing that salt into the wound. What, the pain wasn't raw enough already? If you could please cease sucking immediately and start improving, I'd be pretty appreciative.

Thanks for nothing,
R