Dear pretentious bitch that I went to college with,

Who has the last laugh now? Not only did you graduate and marry the first bastard you sleep with but you get knocked up too. Did you know most everyone in our sorority hated you? The best news came tonight when I realized that your daughter's initials spell out the acronym for a club for people who couldn't stand you! I knew your life couldn't be that perfect.


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