Dear Pretty Dress That I (My Mom) Paid Too Much For That I Will Be Donning At My Friend's Rehearsal Dinner,

Best purchase ever and you're gonna look stellar with my yellow 5 inch pumps. Maybe I could wear you somewhere BEFORE the actual event and you could help me score a date so that I'm not the only one there with an empty placecard by my seat, that would be awesome.

Here's Hoping For +1 Because I Don't Want To Get Stuck At The Kid's Table Again,

P.S. Why do I feel like going to this wedding alone puts me in the same category as a dateless prom-goer? If anyone comes looking for me, tell them I'm dancing with the bride's grandparents.

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