Dear Worker Drones on the Metro,

Alright, I know it's out of the ordinary to be smiley and awake on the morning train. And sure, sometimes when I'm in a good mood and Sean Kingston is playing on my ipod, I maybe start to dance a little (just some head bopping, toe-tapping, I'm no Britney). So do you really have to stare at me like I have an extra head or I've accidentally gone to work naked? Unlike you government zombies I am actually HAPPY about my life. DEAL with it.

Shameless