Dear Dear Life Blog:
You're like a million spectator sports rolled into one. I want in on the prelist to buy seats ringside for the TR and KB knife-fight. And the only thing that could interrupt CF's mood-swing triathlon is a depakote and haldol cocktail.
Somebody stop the peanut guy next time he's in our aisle. This is the best show ever. I don't even need a life of my own anymore...this is nonstop, commercial-free schadenfreude.
-T
p.s. "A"...how the hell do you trim your arm hair? I'm a GUY and can't even see the point of it. Maybe I need Rogaine hand-lotion? And how do you manage to trim the other arm with opposite-handed scissors? Confused and carrying a sharp object here...
2 comments:
T,
Not really sure. Chalk it up to office monotony. Somehow I did manage to do the right arm, but it doesn't look as good. I'm Italian, I can use all the body hair taming I can get.
YUMMMMM depakote/ haldol cocktail. I could really use one right about now. T, can I trade one of the above for an Ativan?
Now thinking about diverting meds,
jec
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