Dear Mo,

I know this sounds weird...but I'm actually looking forward to traffic school today. Why? Because we got speeding tickets around the same time and have planned it so we may attend together, and giggle in the back like school girls while everyone else gets to be miz watching videos of people being projected out of vehicles, pounded about the theory of defensive driving, and have to alone endure an instructor whose drawl will most likely be thicker than Little Jimmy Dickens and who adjusts his elastic waistband around his muffintop approx twice every 5 minutes.

We Beat The System, Let's Pass Notes,
A