Dear People In Musical Theater,

Why is it suddenly OK for you to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook just because it's part of your "getting ready process"? It's not a picture documenting you warming up, it's a picture that you posted so everyone could stare at your tits in a boostea. Attentionwhore.

Stop It,
A

P.S. Brides, this goes for you too. We don't need to see you in your dressing room in only a petticoat. It's not necessary for me to understand that you got married to have to see your entire 45 minutes in your dressing room posted on the Internet.

P.P.S. Kelly, this does not apply to you. I would love to see you tits anytime.