Dear 57 year old guy in my law school class,

It's not that I don’t appreciate the crisis in your life, but making us all think you were a sweet grandpa only to find out that you have a son who is 10, you have been married 4 times, and that you “love your new baby mama more than your 2nd wife” was more than we needed to know during property yesterday. Your unprompted sexual analogies in class have to stop. Its not enough you share your bullshit old man wisdom during every class, you had to bring your 10 year old son to class dressed just like you, bow tie and all; not to mention your baby mama who was easily 50+, dressed in clothes straight from Belk’s 75% off rack. Let’s keep your personal life and sex life out of the classroom.

Its just not funny anymore,

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