Dear A,

I was so happy when I logged onto facebook and saw you had changed your facebook picture. I thought, “this is a girl my mom would love.” But I was wrong, your true self is just a facebook photo album away. A photo album filled with you licking people, humping gay guys, showing cleavage, biting body parts, and then more cleavage. I love it, my mom wouldn’t.

Trying to get the best of both worlds,

M.