Dear Being One of the Guys,

While you are a blast, and have some very distinct advantages (rolling up to a club with an entourage of five hot boys is pretty pimp), I think you are starting to give me a complex. Why is it that literally every boy I meets skips "you're hot, lets bone" and jumps immediately to "you're awesome let's be bff." I love my boys, but it's a troubling trend and it has to stop.

Time to get sluttier,
Shameless