Dear Crush,

Yes, I know you saw me walking on campus yesterday. I saw you too, I just acted like I didn't. Why? Because I'm immature and completely embarassed for admitting I thought you were cute. Excuse me, but I'm going to have to avoid you for probably the next 3 months until I get over this because I've already convinced myself we would never work out. Just let me be weird and pretend like you don't exist.

Sorry,
A